Would You Take A Trip Around The World With A Substitute For Your Significant …

You Can Do Much Better, Mr. Boyfriend

Call me old-fashioned, but I find myself feeling very sorry for Gallagher’s unnamed boyfriend. It used to be that people fell in love, got married, then scrimped and saved for years to take that once-in-a-lifetime trip with their one true love. These days, true love apparently means not standing in the way of your beloved’s chance to see the world on the cheap, even if it requires she do it with another man. To Gallagher’s boyfriend, I say look at the bright side: if the two of you remain a couple and someday get married you can forego the expense of an extravagant honeymoon, since your wife will have already “been there, done that.” Put the money towards something more practical, like, say, marriage counseling.