Will Harry try these jumping beach bars on his Caribbean tour?

As you read this, Prince Harry is starting a whirlwind tour of the Caribbean, taking in a roll call of the region’s most enjoyable islands: Antigua and Barbuda, St Kitts and Nevis, St Lucia, St Vincent and the Grenadines, Grenada and Barbados. He’s working hard, mind. Very roughly, the schedule is: wake up, visit school, tour museum, fist-bump Rasta, meet prime minister, get walloped at cricket, eat official dinner, go to bed. And repeat. Not the itinerary we would have provided for the party prince, but, due to a strange oversight by the royal household, we weren’t asked. Had we been, we’d have dropped a few extracurricular stops into the trip. If you’re reading this, Harry, the real parties are here.

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