Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: heed my royal honeymoon warning

Well, that’s the wedding out the way. No more cake stress. No more napkin crises. No more speeches. No more seating plans. (That was tricky, wasn’t it?) The newly marrieds have nothing to look forward to but a wonderful honeymoon.

But where will they go? At the time of writing, Harry and Meghan’s travel plans had not been revealed, beyond a couple of days in Ireland once the hangovers have cleared. I have some advice, Mr and Mrs Windsor. I bet you’re desperate for more advice, aren’t you? No? Well, fine, but this is important: when it comes to your honeymoon, don’t be intrepid. You may well be considering going back to Botswana. Your special place. Just the two of you and a spot of…